When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
(via juicebags)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via juicebags)
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
(via jehanparnasse)
